December 2011
To my lovely cousins who hacked me.
Dear awesome cuzzessss,
thank you so much for sharing a rather flattering picture of myself with my followers and highlighting many things about my personality, characteristics and everything you two could possibly find. Normally, I would be modest and say you’re wrong but I do snore so yeah, you got that right. If you guys see this then you’ll know what awaits you when I see you...
sorryyyyyyyyyyyy
about all the crap we posted
we did it because we love you XD
next time don’t forget to log out of a computer used by creepy cousins like us ;)
my description
i snore.
i pick my nose
i am hairy
i love fat hairy people
i eat raw caterpillars
i sleep with cockroaches
as you can see, i am revolting.
as opposed to bristy apu and parsa, who are the coolest people you can ever meet :)
i suck. but my cousin bristy apu is the best.
parsa is cool too.
they are all way cooler than me. because i am a freaking retard.
Happy Birthday Dad :)
happy happy happy b’day dad! I know you’re currently in Sydney working very hard because mum isn’t there to cook or clean the house for you and you have to do everything by yourself. Thanks for being not only my guardian but also my best friend and I know that I don’t always express how grateful I am but I am truly very grateful that I have you. I love you <3
